I awoke one morning to discover I had been transformed into a human.

It was a remarkable thing, and as I rolled over in the bed I found I had two hands each with five fingers, two legs and feet each with five toes, and a taste in my mouth that was akin to a smoldering camp fire. I wiggled my…

These are absolutely the droids I’m looking for, and clearly neither of them has a bad motivator.


Bob & Kemper - Suicide Girls - ‘The Droids You’re Looking For’